1. damonssalvatoree:

    lordofthedawn:

    rocknrollercoaster:

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    I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

    "Killing her seems a bit harsh"

    Reblogged from: you-cut-me-loose
  2. kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

    kierenwalkerpds:

    monobeartheater:

    absorr:

    ultrafacts:

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     Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

    AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

    so that’s the function of a rubber duck

    Reblogged from: doctorharrywholock
  3. iwantajaneaustenlife:

    one time i was playing apples to apples with these really christian sisters and one put down “tom cruise” for the prompt “attractive” and the other one got pissed and yelled “HE DOESN’T EVEN BELIEVE IN JESUS ANNE”

    Reblogged from: soldiering-through-winter
  4. and-the-two-idiots:

    stripedpants:

    My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

    So being the clever person he was

    On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

    THIS

    IS

    DARING

    And he later got accepted. 

    this is my favorite story on tumblr

    Reblogged from: you-cut-me-loose
  5. grandmafupa:

    Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

    Reblogged from: you-cut-me-loose
  6. pondarling:

    tumblr text posts: doctor who (rtd era)

    Reblogged from: you-cut-me-loose
  7. Reblogged from: moffating
  8. debeklena:

     ( reformedxserialxkiller )

    Reblogged from: moffating
  9. skaterparadise:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    willyciraptor:

    zoewashburne:

    drivedarlingdrive:

    I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

    forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

    In love w/u

    Reblogged from: behindtheplottwist
  10. texas-red-dirt-sunset:

    introbulus:

    one-hamburger:

    dicksp8jr:

    fionaaelizabeth:

    If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

    what do coral even get stressed about

    Current events

    I sea.

    guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

    Reblogged from: you-cut-me-loose
  11. aapollojustiice:

    blindbeards0llux:

    asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

    we also make great attorneys. there’s a whole video game series about us. check it out.

    Reblogged from: legolasshole
  12. boite-de-rhythm:

    poyzn:

    #11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

    shit son

    #9 goes hard

    Reblogged from: welcometoawesomeville
  13. wintercapsicle:

    popgeezer:

    not-rocket:

    don’t leak nudes

    leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

    Bravo.

    seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

    Reblogged from: behindtheplottwist
  14. civil-anarchy:

atane:

angpent:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Straight guys make me sick. But I’m a straight(ish) woman. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

Remember when Dr. Pepper tried to market diet Dr. Pepper to men? See the commercial here.


GOD DAMMIT, YOGA LITERALLY MEANS “TO YOLK TOGETHER” AS IN TO UNIFY BODY AND SPIRIT AND THE SHITTY HIPPY EXERCISES ARE THE ONLY SECULAR USE OF THE TERM, THE OTHERS ARE HIGHLY RELIGIOUS AND SACRED RITES OF HINDUISM, BUDDHISM AND JAINISM I’M SO FUCKING MAD

    civil-anarchy:

    atane:

    angpent:

    randompandemonium:

    soprie:

    actionables:

    hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
    let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
    for the bros only

    WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

    SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

    FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

    Straight guys make me sick. But I’m a straight(ish) woman. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

    Remember when Dr. Pepper tried to market diet Dr. Pepper to men? See the commercial here.

    GOD DAMMIT, YOGA LITERALLY MEANS “TO YOLK TOGETHER” AS IN TO UNIFY BODY AND SPIRIT AND THE SHITTY HIPPY EXERCISES ARE THE ONLY SECULAR USE OF THE TERM, THE OTHERS ARE HIGHLY RELIGIOUS AND SACRED RITES OF HINDUISM, BUDDHISM AND JAINISM I’M SO FUCKING MAD

    Reblogged from: impthespectacyoular
  15. 22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
    Reblogged from: soldiering-through-winter
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